The Holy Slapmendments as defined by the Slapish Church

1. If thou put a piece of pizza in between two slices of bread thou would be committing the highest form of treason in the Slapish community.
2. Thou shall only eatith thy sandwich for lunch.
3. If thou eatith non kosher food it will be slapped.
4. No weebs.
5. Bruschetta.
6. 5.
7. More bruschetta.
8. Blogs are for single moms.
9. Silly stories, silly hats.
10. Thou shall not eat kraft dinner with ketchup. Such is a crime against nature.